May include occasional emotional violence.🧠 Read at your own risk.

Raining Tacos, Falling Humans: My Skydiving Report

The plane door opened and the wind slapped me in the face like nature personally checking my decision-making skills: “ARE YOU SURE!?” Outside was stunning and deeply incorrect. Puffy clouds, tiny roads, little buildings looking all innocent… like a postcard that clearly says “LOOK, DON’T TOUCH.” My instructor started the countdown and my soul tried to uninstall itself from my body.

😄And then we jumped.



So yes. I checked the box. I met the sky. I made friends with gravity for one dramatic afternoon. And I can confidently report: it was incredible, it was terrifying, it was wildly unnecessary.

I will never do that again.😂

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